Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
Trixie Tang breaking down the fundamentals of equality and gender roles
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
things I know about brazil:
- jesus statue
The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine
when somebody likes your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie
when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you
jill needs her own show tbh
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
and my snacks
Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen
"and the oscar for best ellen degeneres goes to…. ellen degeneres"
"And the oscar for best Leonardo Dicaprio goes to … Ellen Degeneres"
y’all going to hell