My 4 favorite Sarah replies from last night
when your mom gives you money to go into the store alone
Norma Bates in “Gone But Not Forgotten”
She has a degree from the University of Pennsylvania.
sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third
finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive
lms if you miss red-haired Rihanna
Submitted by Anonymous
White people wearing rainbow pastel dreadlocks..,.. ahh…..Gorgeous
when u accidentally open ur front camera and ur sitting there like
The night we went to the Golden Globes together, Drew was laughing and happy as we got ready, like she was getting ready for the prom. I was the one fraught with anxiety. I’ve never been comfortable with going out and being photographed, and I’ve become less so as time goes by. If I’ve got a clean pair of jeans and a T-shirt, that’s usually a good day for me. That night turned out to be a different kind of experience. If I had been there on my own, I probably would have left early. - Jessica Lange
This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch